This blog is not for the weak hearted... if you are under 5, if you have a problem with people who have a problem with homosexuality, if you eat eggs, if you are a big fan of paris hilton and the like

GO AWAY

Insignificant matters such as political issues, world peace, war, economies, etc. will not be discussed here. I choose to partake in more interesting discussions such as what happens in my life. :) if you're still reading this, you're more than welcome here. :)

brace yourself...
for

THE TUBBY TANK

i thought my blog could help

my blog is written in a sarcastic humour that i thoroughly enjoy. i thought reading it would help, that i could laugh the pain away. i was wrong... it only serves as a reminder to the pain inside. it could help you though, if you're feeling down, go through my archives. you just might find the capability to smile and laugh again.

Monday, January 29, 2007

FARTED @ 3:20 AM

Last day at work!!!

it's my last day at work today! hooray! I dont really know if i should be happy or sad...

Happy Things
No More WORK!!!
I'm going to be going back to hall.
I can spend more time with baby.
I can build the house for my pet mice Hammy and Lorrie.
I can start having fun again.

Yaaay!!! :)

Sad Things
Going back to Hall means going back to SCHOOL...
I can't have too much fun cos i gotta pull up my score like crazy...
More Aliens, more piss-me-off professors, more WORK...
More work = Less time to spend with baby, less time to build Hammy's and Lorrie's home.

Sobz... :(

So which should I be? Happy or sad? I choose to be happy cos there's no point being sad about shit that gets thrown your way cos the shits never gonna stop coming. Eat it... and enjoy it. :)

Que Sera Sera,
Whatever will be, will be.
The future's not ours to see
Que Sera Sera,
What will be will be.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

FARTED @ 10:42 AM

i am...

SINGAPOREAN and very proud of it
STRAIGHT and proud of it
TUBBY and not so proud of it
an ENGINEER and not proud of that at all....

i love...

Splatting onto my younger bro
Small fat kids (in no way do i mean this in a paedophilic way you perverts...)
Food
Soccer
Booze
Poofies!!!!

i hate...

Gays
Homos
Trannies
She-Men
Paedos
Rapists
Crowds
Rich braggarts
Paris Hilton and those of her kind
Expats who act like we owe them our lives
Runny egg yolks
Slim girls who think they're fat
Fat guys who think they're slim

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