Pass over the Maryjane
I feel groggy, my head is throbbing, i feel like puking, my eyes are watery. and the worst thing is... i'm not drunk...
here's the shit that got flung in my direction today in school (just 3 hours but enough dung to last a lifetime):
1. i went for one of my tutorials and that fat alien tutor (the darker kind of alien) didnt come.
2. In my lecture, the prof announced that the module that we all previously thought was open-book actually isnt. That means... extra memory work, no examples during the exam, no life for the remaining two months till the exams. and... he gave out a classic quote, one that definitely cheered all the students up, "don't worry! there's alot to study!". wow... thanks prof, that really made my day. Now i'm so happy because i've got alot to study. yaay.
3. In my other tutorial, i couldnt understand what the hell my other alien tutor (from the motherland) was talking about. It wasn't just because of his alien lingo that most of us cant understand anyway, it was his alien language combined with the engineer's language that dumfounded me. for your info, engineers are so high class they dont speak in Engliish, they speak in a different kind of language called MATHEMATICS. Apparently, i'm better suited to speaking English.
I'm feeling damn stressed now. Help! I doubt nicotine would be enough to do the job. I think i need something stronger. Glue? Too Cheap. Cannabis? Too raw. Heroin? WAY too expensive. no... i think i'll settle for marijuana. Somebody pass over the Maryjane.
Dont be afraid of your exams, the worst that can happen is that it'll ruin your life.
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
FARTED @ 8:50 PM
