my loves and hates.
ok, this goes out to those of you who read my blog but dont know me too well. (especially those in blk D). :)
-i love it when the first voice i hear in the morning is that of my baby.
-i hate it when the first voice i hear in the morning is that of my lecturer that sounds like a toad being squeezed to death.
-i'ld love it if i woke up to the sight of a hearty breakfast laid before me.
-i'ld hate it if i woke up to the sight of a "recycled" hearty breakfast laid before me.
-i'ld love it if someone served me food with politeness.
-i'ld hate it if someone threw the food onto my plate.
-i'ld love it if you asked nicely for help.
-i'ld hate it if you ordered me around like a dog on a leash.
-i'ld love it if you got so drunk you puked and passed out. I'ld be laughing at that memory for the rest of my life.
-i'ld hate it if you got so drunk you puked and passed out... and couldnt pay the bill. You'ld be laughing at that memory the rest of your life.
-i'ld love it if my lecturer ran head first into the cupboard.
-i'ld hate it if my lecturer ran head first into the cupboard... only to emerge with a new textbook for us to study.
-i'ld love it if you praised me for what i did right.
-i'ld hate it if you called me stupid and insulted me for something i didnt do wrong, even if you were joking.
-i'ld love it if you bought me a bottle of whisky.
-i'ld hate it if you bought me a bottle of whisky... but filled it with piss.
-i'ld love it if engineering fac was burned to the ground.
-i'ld hate if if engineering fac was burned to the ground, and my profs were left out of the inferno.
-i'ld love it if the lecturer who decided on this 3 hour marathon lecture stops now.
-i'ld hate it if the lecturer who decided on this 3 hour marathon lecture stops now, only to declare a 5 hour make up marathon next week.
that's all... this 3 hour marathon lect is reallly killing me...
Friday, September 08, 2006
FARTED @ 3:33 PM
