my fridge...
today i had a delicious plate of rice with teriyaki chicken and puke on the side. why do i call this delectable dish puke? cos that's what it looks like. Ok, maybe it does actually mildly resemble cucumbers and some vegetables, but to my trained eye, it looks like the curd that's been eaten by a cow only to be regurgitated and eaten again. Look at those little brown things that accompany the main dish!!! looks like boogers. Look at the juice that's dripping off the cucumber (or whatever that thing is)!!! Kinda reminds me of bile. Remember kids, if it looks like puke, smells like puke and feels like puke, it probably is. this was from sumo house, supposedly the cheapest japanese restaurant in Singapore (katsudon for $2.90). Since they opearate on such a low budget, i suppose the puke is forgivable. Maybe they couldnt afford the vinegar needed to pickle vegetables so they used the hydrochloric acid and bile that is readily available in the chef's tummy to do the job. I'm sure by now you're wondering, what does puke in a dish look like? just scroll down. This little dish was so tantalizing, i decided i couldnt bear to eat it myself, so i left it there for the next customer (i think that was how it came to me in the first place).
WOW! looks so yummy! I'm sure all of you out there are thinking, "WHERE CAN I GET SUCH A LOVELY LOOKING DISH?!?!?!?!?" alright, if you insist, i'll tell you. Those of you in NUS are lucky because this aromatic pile of booger and bile is available RIGHT IN CLEMENTI!!! Its just beside the Kshop-in/NTUC/toilet. and don't worry, puke is always in ready supply, so dont worry, just head down anytime to get your own plate to tittilate your palates.
After that, me and baby went shopping and... this is the end result. (drumroll) my fridge!!!
ok, i'm not trying to show off my photoshop skill (which i must say is pretty darn AMAZING) but check out the goodies in my fridge!!! whoo hoo!!! i'll show all of you the goodies in the food section sometime soon. i'm gonna get fatter, if not... how can i maintain this blog right? :)
Thursday, August 31, 2006
FARTED @ 12:50 AM
