This blog is not for the weak hearted... if you are under 5, if you have a problem with people who have a problem with homosexuality, if you eat eggs, if you are a big fan of paris hilton and the like

GO AWAY

Insignificant matters such as political issues, world peace, war, economies, etc. will not be discussed here. I choose to partake in more interesting discussions such as what happens in my life. :) if you're still reading this, you're more than welcome here. :)

brace yourself...
for

THE TUBBY TANK

degrees of badness

waking up at 8.30 am to meet a friend. = its ok
waking up at 8.30 am to meet a friend only to find your hp is spoilt = not that bad
waking up at 8.30 am to meet a friend only to find your hp is spoilt and he's late = getting bad
waking up at 8.30 am to meet a friend only to find your hp is spoilt and he's late or maybe even not coming = bad
waking up at 8.30 am to meet a friend only to find your hp is spoilt and he's late or maybe even not coming only at 9.45 am = real bad
waking up at 8.30 am to meet a friend only to find your hp is spoilt and he's late or maybe not even coming only at 9.45 am and that he sent you a msg to tell you he's not your friend anymore = GOOD, then you wouldn't have to wait for him again.

don't worry fl... i forgive you... :)

Thursday, August 17, 2006

FARTED @ 9:48 AM

i am...

SINGAPOREAN and very proud of it
STRAIGHT and proud of it
TUBBY and not so proud of it
an ENGINEER and not proud of that at all....

i love...

Splatting onto my younger bro
Small fat kids (in no way do i mean this in a paedophilic way you perverts...)
Food
Soccer
Booze
Poofies!!!!

i hate...

Gays
Homos
Trannies
She-Men
Paedos
Rapists
Crowds
Rich braggarts
Paris Hilton and those of her kind
Expats who act like we owe them our lives
Runny egg yolks
Slim girls who think they're fat
Fat guys who think they're slim

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