Cant Sleep
ok, it is SOOOOO blooodyyyyy HHHHHOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT that i cant sleep. I feel like I'm going thru lipo cos i can feel all my fats melting away. Now my bed is stained with the melted blubber. Yuck.... I'll set a reminder to syphon the blubber away and put it in the fridge so that i'll get butter tmr. yummm... sounds tasty. :)
On to the non-sick section. Today me and my baby went to Tampines to buy Stuff for my room. I LOVE the place. When i settle down i'm gonna get a home there. First of all, the identical twin of the slippers i (already) bought at Clementi at $10 costs $5 there. and... the town center and the little off-center centers that come up are designed very well, they've got a great homely feel to it. you can get EVERYTHING you want there: diapers (for the baby), jewellery (for the lady), bras (for the tranny), FOOD (for the hungry, more on this later) and wateva the hell else you need, its there. I know most of you would be thinking... " who cares, most town centers have that anyway..." but what YOU don't know is that.. I DONT care what you think.
Plus, they have this SUPER pizza place where you can get a THREE FOOT long pizza slice (no shit!) from New York Pizza for only FOUR BUCKK$$$$!!!! and the pizza wasn't all that bad either. I woulkd have taken pics of that but i forgot to bring my cam so too bad.
For those of you gym buffs, the gym there is pretty great too (ok, the instructor DID look abit gay with his giant smile and tight fitting shirt and bulging muscles and tight butt etc). LOTS of space to work out and stare at tight butts in motion (for those of you gym buffs who only go to the gym to check that out) and more than enough equipment to work every single muscle in your body a few times over.
And... for those visionaries like me who look to the future, Tampines would be a pretty good place to settle down, probably right up there with Sengkang and Punggol (coming up real fast). More than enough facilities in Tampines for a family to settle down comfortably, well-maintained blocks, swimming pool complete with slides (for the kids, not for the tubby asses like me), good schools in the vicinity, good infrastructure: bus services, mrt etc. Overall, it's thus far my top pick. :)
Ok, I know I might sound like I'm trying to selll my flat in Tampines so that someone out there will buy it, but i'm not. I just like the place. I dont even stay anywhere near Tampines in case you wanna know. :)
The only prob with Tampines is that you'ld better hope your kid doesnt wanna go to university or hope that if he does he doesnt drive your car there...
Saturday, August 05, 2006
FARTED @ 3:09 AM
