facts of life
Q: What do you call someone who's rich?
A: lucky
Q: What do you call someone who's rich and arrogant?
A: A lucky bastard
Q: What do you call someone who's rich, arrogant and beautiful?
A: A lucky bastard who spends his/her money on plastic surgery
Q: What do you call someone who's rich, arrogant, beautiful and mind numbingly stupid?
A: Paris Hilton.
Ah... the lovely Miss Paris Hilton. I'm sure most of you know what a black hole is right? a void that sucks in everything including light? Paris Hilton is one of the pioneer scientists that worked on the theory of a black hole. Proof of this lies in the fact that she not just carries one between her ears, she carries one more between her legs too.
Most people feel that Paris Hilton is so amazingly dumb she would mistake a fish for a cow, and... most people would find they are right. Here are some quotes i found on the net only that only go to prove you need an IQ of 0 to be smarter than Ms. Hilton.
"Wal-Mart? Do they like make walls there or something?" oh my... i'm not even American and i know what Wal Mart is. I wonder if she knows what the Hilton hotel is?
In this next quote, keep a look out for the irony of what she's saying. It's quite subtle.
"I'm totally normal. I think it's obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald's or Taco Bell. My parents always taught us to be
humble . We're not spoiled."
ah... so is the lovely Ms. Hilton saying she doesn't need this? check out the next series of quotes...
"I’m like an American princess."
"I've always had a great voice. You either have it or you dont. It's something you're born with. I'm a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer. I write books."
*GASP* did you get the irony of what she said? I must admit, it took me quite awhile to find it myself. amazing isnt it?
It is a wonder that such a person can be so talented. Model, singer (her song's number 1 too), fashion designer, porn star (oops) and author. Simply amazing. I mean, she has got so many fans out there to keep entertained (but on the last count her only fan was herself). her talents are simply boundless. The world would go to ruin if ever Paris Hilton decided to stop humbling herself with her humble praise. oh Paris, what would we ever do without you?
Monday, July 24, 2006
FARTED @ 9:26 AM
