The fire has died...
Dear friends,
In case you didnt know, i smoke like a chimney. I smoke so much I used to be called the Dragon when i was in Army, I smoke so much the train conductor thought the engine was misplaced when he walked into my cabin.
BUT... today... it is with great pride that i hereby declare...
I QUIT!!!! Over the past weekend i locked myself up in my hall with my baby and i forced the nicotine out of me. Honestly, i felt like shit (as i have before) but when i think about it, it's gonna be worth it. So... if you smoke and you wanna quit, lemme tell you it' not that tough, all you need is determination, LOTS of sweets, and a SUPER girlfriend. :) and... hopefully i never go back down that road again. thanks baby!
i've put out my fire at last. :)
and... if you havent deduced it yet.... i've got a room!!! whoo hoo!!! it's in sheares hall, NUS, and its kinda ulu-ated but i DONT GIVE A SHIT. Now i dont hafta take 1 and a half hours to get to school, i can wake up at 9 for a lesson at 930. FANTASTIC. here's previews of my room.
Here's the rules in my room for those of you who intend to come...
1. 1st drink is free (i've got wine, white or red, gonna get beer and whiskey) next drink is $5 (you could ASK for another drink but you'ld drink it on the mat outside my door...)
2. MY fridge is not for YOU... but i dont mind sharing some space inside.
3. You are welcome to decorate the graffiti corner (that's the brown paper behind the printer)
4. No eating on the bed, no shoes beyond the doormat.
5. Paris Hilton (or anyone who comes in singing her sickening song, "If you show me your love baby, i'll show you mi-iiii-nnnneeee) is BANNED.
6. Gays are welcome as long as you dont hit on me.
7. Other than that, have fun and dont pester me too much
the door's always open! :)
Monday, July 31, 2006
FARTED @ 8:21 PM
stupid me...
hmmm... yesterday i was thinking... i've been an idiot all the time. love has been staring me in the face all this time yet I always feared that love would fail me. yesterday, i only found out that it's not gonna fail me, even if i fail to love. the only way love would fail me is if I fail to recognize that its not going to fail me. I know it sounds kinda confusing but i've realized that it's time i grew up, left my past behind and focus on the future ahead. For me. For us. For love.
Thursday, July 27, 2006
FARTED @ 11:51 AM
facts of life
Q: What do you call someone who's rich?
A: lucky
Q: What do you call someone who's rich and arrogant?
A: A lucky bastard
Q: What do you call someone who's rich, arrogant and beautiful?
A: A lucky bastard who spends his/her money on plastic surgery
Q: What do you call someone who's rich, arrogant, beautiful and mind numbingly stupid?
A: Paris Hilton.
Ah... the lovely Miss Paris Hilton. I'm sure most of you know what a black hole is right? a void that sucks in everything including light? Paris Hilton is one of the pioneer scientists that worked on the theory of a black hole. Proof of this lies in the fact that she not just carries one between her ears, she carries one more between her legs too.
Most people feel that Paris Hilton is so amazingly dumb she would mistake a fish for a cow, and... most people would find they are right. Here are some quotes i found on the net only that only go to prove you need an IQ of 0 to be smarter than Ms. Hilton.
"Wal-Mart? Do they like make walls there or something?" oh my... i'm not even American and i know what Wal Mart is. I wonder if she knows what the Hilton hotel is?
In this next quote, keep a look out for the irony of what she's saying. It's quite subtle.
"I'm totally normal. I think it's obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald's or Taco Bell. My parents always taught us to be
humble . We're not spoiled."
ah... so is the lovely Ms. Hilton saying she doesn't need this? check out the next series of quotes...
"I’m like an American princess."
"I've always had a great voice. You either have it or you dont. It's something you're born with. I'm a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer. I write books."
*GASP* did you get the irony of what she said? I must admit, it took me quite awhile to find it myself. amazing isnt it?
It is a wonder that such a person can be so talented. Model, singer (her song's number 1 too), fashion designer, porn star (oops) and author. Simply amazing. I mean, she has got so many fans out there to keep entertained (but on the last count her only fan was herself). her talents are simply boundless. The world would go to ruin if ever Paris Hilton decided to stop humbling herself with her humble praise. oh Paris, what would we ever do without you?
Monday, July 24, 2006
FARTED @ 9:26 AM
not changing course...
ok, the army has just told me what the title is all about. I'm not allowed to change my course. :( hai... i'm stuck as being an engineer for the rest of my degree. this sucks. i dont even know if i can graduate where i am now. :( hai... at least i'll have my baby to take me thru the lousy years i'm gonna have in school. hai. i dont know what to do...
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
FARTED @ 11:41 AM
million things going through my mind now...
i've been feeling kinda down lately. Quite a big part of it's cos my mum's got breast cancer, another big part of it is that i've just recovered from diarrhoea. whatever the case, i havent been feeling too good lately. all those sickening guests that always come over to see my mum ALWAYS stay till 7+, then we gotta have dinner late. Cant they just come for like 10 mins then get out? seriously, i've got a thing against ppl who stay too long, or people who sit beside me and stare at my computer screen as i'm doing my stuff (like my bro is doing now). cant they just leave us alone? probably another thing is that NUS has approved my request to change course, but... other powers might not allow me to make the switch. if that happens, i wouldnt know what to do. :(
Saturday, July 15, 2006
FARTED @ 6:13 PM
New layout!!!
oh man, check out this wonderful layout! haha. took 45 mins just to put pix at the side. fwah. html is not my thing.
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
FARTED @ 12:47 AM
