This blog is not for the weak hearted... if you are under 5, if you have a problem with people who have a problem with homosexuality, if you eat eggs, if you are a big fan of paris hilton and the like
GO AWAY
Insignificant matters such as political issues, world peace, war, economies, etc. will not be discussed here. I choose to partake in more interesting discussions such as what happens in my life. :) if you're still reading this, you're more than welcome here. :)
brace yourself... for
THE TUBBY TANK
Back again!!!
Ok, i know its been a long time since i put up a post or anything but here i am again! today (actually it's yesterday) was a crazy busy day for me at work and out. First of all...
My biggest GROUSE for the day would come from an old man who had to stick his old bald head into my business. Ok, here's the thing. To cut a long story short, i had to conduct a run today morning, this guy couldnt find the water point so he started to make a big fuss about it. Then this old man, came back from his run bitching and raving about the run. the first thing that went through my mind is that the title that preceded his name was MISTER. the next thing that passed through my mind was that this guy probably didnt listen to the brief that was conducted prior to the run. I deduced from his racings that he wasnt listening to what the hell i had to say at the start So... i turned my back on raving piece of old shit and walked away. I dont take orders from CIVILIANS, especially not in a military complex. Honestly, if i was armed this old man would be complaining to other old men as he lay burning in hell. I honestly couldnt give a shti about what he had to say, i did my job. He may hold a position higher up than me, and he might think i dont respect authority, but in my opinion, there's a HUGE difference between respecting authority and letting authority trample all over you. stinking piece of shit old man...
But... as a major spirit lifter YESTERDAY WAS OUR FOURTH MONTH ANNIVESSARY!!! Then... i got a nice surprise from my lovely baby to remind me of how much of a retard i am, she made me a clip entitled, "MY BOYFRIEND IS A RETARD". haha. how sweet. :) ok, the title might not exactly be portraying me in a particular form of attention i like to seek but the clip shows how much F-U-N (you'll get the spelling when you see the clip) we have together. :) muak. Thanks for that baby! :)
Saturday, June 10, 2006
FARTED @ 3:01 AM
i am...
SINGAPOREAN and very proud of it
STRAIGHT and proud of it
TUBBY and not so proud of it
an ENGINEER and not proud of that at all....
i love...
Splatting onto my younger bro
Small fat kids (in no way do i mean this in a paedophilic way you perverts...)
Food
Soccer
Booze
Poofies!!!!
i hate...
Gays
Homos
Trannies
She-Men
Paedos
Rapists
Crowds
Rich braggarts
Paris Hilton and those of her kind
Expats who act like we owe them our lives
Runny egg yolks
Slim girls who think they're fat
Fat guys who think they're slim
